Productivity

For the purpose of today’s post, imagine this entry’s title being sung to the tune of Dorothy Lamor’s “Personality.”

I have been supercharged in offline productivity the last ten days. I’ve gotten tasks done that have been an apple rotting in my back for months, including solving some health care carry-over bullhockey, donating $800+ worth of goods, and cleaning on my (now fully paid off) car.

Unfortunately, this streak of productivity hasn’t extended to the blog. I’m running roughly three experiments now that (I hope) will be interesting posts, but until I need pictures, conclusions, and some kind of deep, meaningful quote that’s surprisingly relevant to the posts at hand. Apparently I’m fresh out of, well, all of the above.

There is, however, no excuse for the blog still being headerless. I am a grownup, so I gave myself a proper deadline, which I pretty much ignored. Ignored the last two, actually. That I attribute to my youthful worship of Douglas Adams, wherein his advice about deadlines has been forever branded into my soul:

In the two months I’ve been running a blog, a truth has emerged: it’s hard guys, running a blog as a supposedly fully functioning adult. How do people do this? It’s exhausting.