Cough cough

I use StatCounter to keep track of the traffic to and from my little corner of the web here. The biggest visitor spike was two hits about a week ago, one of which was a bot who thoughtfully stopped by to see if I needed Chinese viagra.

Guess that’s what happens when you don’t post new content for a fortnight.

I know, I know, horrible way to run a blog, right? But in my defense I’ve been ill. Like lying-under-two-sherpa-blankets-and-still-teeth-chattering-cold, feverishly-napping-and-hoping-someone-remembers-to-slide-some-soup-down-my-throat-before-I-die ill.

I have actually written several entries;  however I’ve learned the hard way never to sick-edit, so they’re waiting for my fever to break. Plus they’re all on my laptop and I’m blogging from my phone because I’m much too weak to cross the room and get it. And so far my Jedi mind powers lack.

So there’s the update. Fotg will rise again. After ODing on chicken soup, apparently.

Creepy PlagueDoctor illustration found on Tumblr. If you know who owns the rights to it, please let me know.

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